-Splash-proof food bowl AND Anti-choking slow food bowlNever Shag a Scorpio

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A hilarious, cheeky and revealing new astrology book for the gifting market which guides readers through the star signs to help them find their perfect match.

Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?

Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you'll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters.

Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces' parents.

Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as 'Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius' and 'A Taurus's top 5 breakup songs', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.